From mmmoshko@learn.senecac.on.ca Thu Jan 30 20:28:15 1997 Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 20:10:02 -0500 (EST) From: Matee Graphics Server To: mmmoshko@wildstar.net Subject: 50 Fun things to do in an elevator (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 14:20:04 -0500 From: MEIR BALOFSKY To: Multiple recipients of list CHAT94 Subject: 50 Fun things to do in an elevator (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 20:52:34 +0200 (IST) From: Ahuva Jesin To: Meir Balofsky Subject: 50 Fun things to do in an elevator (fwd) > Here's something to occupy your time. > > 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator > > 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. > 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other > passengers. > 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: > "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" > 4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. > 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. > 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the > elevator. > 7. Shave. > 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got > enough air in there?" > 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours > upside-down. > 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without > getting off. > 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, > then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. > 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" > 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask > them to call you Admiral. > 14. One word: Flatulence! > 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open > until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the > bottom. > 16. Do Tai Chi exercises. > 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: > "I've got new socks on!" > 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: > "Oh, not now, not motion sickness!" > 19. Give religious tracts to each passenger. > 20. Meow occassionally. > 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. > 22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" > 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. > 24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. > 25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. > 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. > 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of > THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. > 28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" > 29. Leave a box between the doors. > 30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. > 31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. > 32. Start a sing-along. > 33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" > 34. Play the harmonica. > 35. Shadow box. > 36. Say "Ding!" at each floor. > 37. Lean against the button panel. > 38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. > 39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. > 40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other > passengers that this is your "personal space." > 41. Bring a chair along. > 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in > muh mouf?" > 43. Blow spit bubbles. > 44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. > 45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." > 46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. > 47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. > 48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. > 49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." > 50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"