From mmmoshko@learn.senecac.on.ca Wed Nov 27 20:46:31 1996 Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1996 18:52:22 -0500 (EST) From: Matee Graphics Server To: mmmoshko@wildstar.net Subject: The Pastor and the Gravy Ladle (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1996 16:27:54 -0500 From: herbert.brill@UTORONTO.CA To: Multiple recipients of list CHAT94 Subject: The Pastor and the Gravy Ladle (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1996 16:20:19 -0500 From: Dwoskin Aliza D <3add@qlink.queensu.ca> To: Stein Edward J <4ejs4@qlink.queensu.ca> Cc: Heisel Jocelyn A <4jah5@qlink.queensu.ca>, herbert brill , melanie gotlieb Subject: The Pastor and the Gravy Ladle (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 26 Nov 1996 11:33:31 -0500 (EST) From: Ma Alice C W <3acwm@qlink.queensu.ca> To: Cecilia Yeung <3cpmy@qlink.queensu.ca>, Grace Wu <3gcyw@qlink.queensu.ca>, Sharon Sung , Michelle Stitt <3mks2@qlink.queensu.ca>, Judy Leung <3jl69@qlink.queensu.ca>, Kamini Jadusingh <3kdj1@qlink.queensu.ca>, Cindy Hough <3ceh12@qlink.queensu.ca>, Julie Fong , Aliza Dwoskin <3add@qlink.queensu.ca> Subject: The Pastor and the Gravy Ladle (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 26 Nov 96 10:11:41 EST From: Harvey Chung To: daddario.jennifer@ic.gc.ca, stansburyl@phibred.com, HChung@atitech.mhs.compuserve.com, Mike_Traves@stkamer.stortek.com, waitong@bnr.ca, James_Poon_at_MPG001@ccmailgw.mcgawpark.baxter.com, 3acwm@qlink.queensu.ca, egoulden@king.igs.net, drobins@hkusua.hku.hk Subject: The Pastor and the Gravy Ladle ----- Begin Included Message ----- In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the Pastor and his housekeeper. One day the pastor invited his new young assistant pastor to have dinner at the rectory. While being served, the young pastor noticed how shapely and lovely the housekeeper was and down deep in his heart he wondered if there was more between the pastor and the housekeeper. After the meal was over, the middle-aged pastor assured the young priest that everything was purely professional...that she was the housekeeper and cook and that was that. About a week later the housekeeper came to the pastor and said, "Father, ever since the new assistant came for dinner I have not been able to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it, do you?" The Pastor said, "Well, I doubt it but I'll write him a letter." So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Father, I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing since you were here for dinner." The young assistant received the letter and he answered it as follows: "Dear Father Pastor, I'm not saying that you do sleep with the housekeeper and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with the housekeeper. But I do know for sure that if you slept in your own bed you would find the gravy ladle." ----- End Included Message -----