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These are too wierd! (read: funny)

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>From:  jacob lucas pedrosa[SMTP:crimson@execulink.com]
>Sent:  Friday, October 11, 1996 12:53 AM
>To:    opc net
>Cc:    clint marcham; walid yasin; pneu-tech systems; eric lee
>Subject:       worst analogies
>
>enjoy, jake.
>
>worst analogies
>===============
>
>He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like
>a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without
>one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the
>country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at
>a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
>(Joseph Romm, Washington)
>
>The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
>bowling ball wouldn't. (Russell Beland, Springfield)
>
>>From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an
>eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another
>city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
>(Roy Ashley, Washington)
>
>Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
>(Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)
>
>Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the
>center. (Russell Beland, Springfield)
>
>Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced
>across the grassy field toward each other like two freight
>trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55
>mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
>(Jennifer Hart, Arlington)
>
>The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the
>Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. (Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.)
>
>His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances
>like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free
>(Chuck Smith, Woodbridge)
>
>