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  Msg#: 827                                          Date: 05-04-94  20:55
  From: Sabina Becker                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Male Anatomy
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A man went sunbathing on a secluded beach.  Since he was utterly alone,
he decided to get naked and save himself the tan lines.  Suddenly, off
in the distance, he saw two sweet little old ladies approaching.
Hastily he buried himself in the sand, but wouldn't you know, a certain
part of him just insisted on rising and sticking itself up above the
sand.  Several anxious seconds passed; then the mortified guy heard the
following:
"Well, Ethel, would you just look at this!  When I was ten years old, I
didn't know a thing about them.  When I was twenty, I was afraid of
them.  When I was thirty I liked them.   When I was forty, I loved them.
When I was fifty, I paid for them.  When I was sixty, I prayed for them.
And when I was seventy, I finally forgot all about them.  And now, here
I am, eighty, and they're growing wild on the beach, and with my darned
arthritis, I CAN'T SQUAT ANYMORE!"

Or there's this one.

A couple went sunbathing on a nude beach.  The man was too embarrassed
to rub suntan lotion on his privates in public, so when they came home
that night, the man had a serious sunburn down there.  Nevertheless, he
bravely tried to make love to his mate, but had to give it up midway
because it was just too painful for him.  So he got up, went to the
kitchen, took the milk out of the fridge, poured himself a glassful, and
inserted himself.  Then his wife came in, saw what he was doing, and
said,
"Oh!  So that's how you reload that thing!"

'Bina.

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