From:	Greg Hammond 
Sent:	Thursday, October 08, 1998 9:32 AM
To:	Andrea Leach; Andy Schipper; Babita Duggal; Heather Stuart-Obee;
John Prostran; Katherine Stoll; Kosta Duric; Lori Dermott; Tajinder
Toor; Teresa DaSilva; Victor  Shimla; Andrew Grieve (E-mail); Brian
Hammond (E-mail); Janine Nedza (E-mail); Kevin Cartwright (E-mail);
Mark DeKoning (E-mail); Ross Booth (E-mail)
Subject:	Responses to pick ups!

Man:  "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man:  "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man:  "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man:  "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man:  "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man:  "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man:  "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man:  "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man:  "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man:  "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man:  "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman:  "Unfertilized !"

Man:  "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man:  "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man:  "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man:  "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man:  "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man:  "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man:  "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man:  "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man:  "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man:  "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?