Ä Area: N-COMEDY ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 677 Date: 05-01-94 15:32 From: Rudy Boghina Read: Yes Replied: No To: All Mark: Subj: Bart Simpson quotes... ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Bar Simpson chalkboard quotes I will not defame New Orleans I will not waste chalk I will not skateboard in the halls I will not burp in class I will not instigate revolution I will not draw naked ladies in class I did not see Elvis I will not call my teacher "hot Cakes" Garlic Gum is not funny They are laughing at me, not with me I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom I will not encourage others to fly I will not fake my way through life Tar is not a plaything I will not Xerox my butt I will not trade pants with others I will not do that thing with my tongue I will not drive the principal's car I will not pledge allegiance to Bart I will not sell school property I will not cut corners I will not get very far with this attitude I will not make flatulent noises in class I will not belch the National Anthem I will not sell land in Florida I will not grease the monkey bars I will not do anything bad ever again I will not show off (in Old English font) I will not sleep through my education I am not a dentist Spitwads are not free pseech Nobody likes sunburn slappers High explosives and school don't mix I will not bride Principal Skinner I will finish what I sta Hamsters cannot fly Underwear should be worn on the inside The Christmas pageant does not stink I will not torment the emotionally frail I will not carve gods I will not spank others I will not aim for the head I will not barf unless I'm sick I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty I saw nothign unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge I will not conduct my own fire drills Funny noises are not funny I will not snap bras I will not fake seizures This punishment is not boring and meaningless My name is not Dr. Death I will not prescribe medication I will not bury the new kid I will not teach others to fly I will not bring sheep to class A burp is not an answer Teacher is not a leper I will not eat things for money I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call The principal's toupee is not a frisbee I will not squeak chalk Goldfish don't bounce /\!/\ š Rudy Boghina š |* 0 *| INTERNET: rudy.boghina@canrem.com \/|\/ * I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim... Ooh, donuts. -!- ž RoseReader 2.10į P003789 Entered at [CRS] ž RoseMail 2.10į: NANET: CRS Online, Toronto, ON, (416) 213-6002