From:	Arik Kalininsky [SMTP:arik@array.ca]
Sent:	Thursday, July 16, 1998 10:48 AM
To:	Victor  Shimla
Subject:	Forwarded mail...

A husband and his wife were doing some yard work.  The man was
working hard
cleaning the BarBQ grill while the woman was bent over weeding her
flower bed.
The man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this
grill."
She ignores him.  A little later the man takes his measuring tape and
measures
the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over,
measures
her rear end and gasps, " Geez, it really is as wide as the grill."
Once
again she ignores him.  Later that night while in bed, her husband
starts
to feel frisky.  The wife calmly responds to his urging, "If you
think I'm
going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly
mistaken."