From:	Heather Stuart-Obee 
Sent:	Thursday, October 08, 1998 4:17 PM
To:	Victor  Shimla
Subject:	FW: Bells


A man who worked for a fire station came home from work one day and
told his
wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station.  Bell
1 rings
and we all put on our jackets.  Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the
pole.
Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks.  So from now on
we're going
to run this house the same way.  When I say Bell 1, I want you to
strip naked.
When I say Bell 2, I  want you to jump into bed, and  when I say Bell
3, we're
going to make love all night."

The next night he came home from work and yelled "Bell 1" and his wife
took off
her clothes.  He then yelled "Bell 2" and his wife jumped into bed.
Then he
yelled "Bell 3" and they began to make love.

After 2 minutes, his wife yelled "Bell 4!"  The husband asked "What's
this Bell
4???"  And the wife replied "More Hose!!! You're nowhere near the
fire!"