From mmmoshko@learn.senecac.on.ca Thu Jan 30 20:29:07 1997 Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 20:09:09 -0500 (EST) From: Matee Graphics Server To: mmmoshko@wildstar.net Subject: Fw: Proceed with Caution . Blasphemy?? (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 19:53:36 -0500 From: Alex Floh To: Multiple recipients of list CHAT94 Subject: Fw: Proceed with Caution . Blasphemy?? ---------- > From: Ivan Diamond > To: Alex Floh ; Rael Diamond > Subject: Proceed with Caution . Blasphemy?? > Date: Wednesday, January 22, 1997 6:12 AM > > > > > WARNING: This is blatantly blasphemous AND prejudiced (and yet still > pretty damn funny). Proceed with caution. > > ----------------------------------------- > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN: > 1. He never cut his hair > 2. He walked around barefoot > 3. He invented a new religion > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH > 1. He never got married. > 2. He never held a steady job > 3. His last request was a drink > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH: > 1. He went into his father's business > 2. He lived at home until the age of 33 > 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother > was sure he was God > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: > 1.His first name was Jesus > 2.He was always in trouble with the law > 3.His mother did not know who his father was > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: > 1. He talked with his hands > 2. He had wine with every meal > 3. He worked in the building trades > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: > 1. He called everybody brother > 2. He had no permanent address > 3. Nobody would hire him > > THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A REDNECK > 1. He was always talking to sleazy women > 2. He was always hanging around his buddies telling fish stories > 3. Everybody crucified him.