-----Original Message----- From: David Bateson Sent: Thursday, July 23, 1998 1:54 PM To: Kosta Duric; John Prostran; Victor Shimla; Andy Schipper Subject: FW: Funny An Canadian and an Israeli get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Israeli hears the accent and says, "So you're an Canadian. I'm an Israeli. Just look at our cars...there is nothing left, but we are unhurt...This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet, and that we should be good friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The Canadian replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God." The Israeli continues....."and look at this....here is another miracle....my car is completely wrecked but this bottle of gin didn't break.....surely god wants us to drink and celebrate this good fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the Canadian. the Canadian agrees, takes a few big swigs and hands the bottle back. The Israeli takes the bottle, and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the Canadian. the Canadian asks, "aren't you having any?" The Israeli replies, "no I think I'll just wait for the police"