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  Msg#: 450                                          Date: 04-16-94  12:01
  From: Rudy Boghina                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No 
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  Subj: Chicken Philosophy.  3/ 3
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           to do so.  There cannot be a collective unconscious; desires are 
           unique to each individual."

Ronald Reagan:  "Well, I forget."

Georg Friedrich Riemann:  "The answer appears in Dirichlet's lectures."

Carl Rodgers: "Why do you think the chicken crossed the road?"

Mr. Scott:  "'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly.  
            Ah canna work miracles, Captain!"

William Shakespeare:  "I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a
                      hundred-line soliloquy without much ado."

Sisyphus:  "Was it pushing a rock, too?"

Socrates:  "To pick up some hemlock at the corner druggist."

The Sphinx:  "You tell me."

John Sununu: "The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation,
             so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the 
             opportunity."

Mr. T:  "If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too!"

Margaret Thatcher:  "There was no alternative."

Dylan Thomas:  "To not go (sic) gentle into that good night."

Henry David Thoreau:  "To live deliberately. And suck all the marrow out of
                       life."

Mark Twain:  "The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated."

George Washington:  "Actually, it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. 
                    But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with 
                    a birdie during the duration."

Mae West: "I invited it to come up and see me sometime."

Walt Whitman:  "To cluck the song of itself."

William Wordsworth:  "To have something to recollect in tranquility."

Molly Yard:  "It was a hen!"

Henny Youngman:  "Take this chicken...please."

Zeno of Elea:  "To prove it could never reach the other side."




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