From:	Justine [SMTP:JustineT@email.msn.com]
Sent:	Friday, September 11, 1998 10:32 AM
To:	Anthony Morris; Doron Barkai; Elyza  Litwin; Hana Erez; Niv
Erez; golfpro1@geocities.com; Vijay Jain; jaschaiek@richter.ca; Les
Nisker; Martin Katzman; Michelle Volgyi; rammy@idirect.com; STANLEY
TWEYMAN; tweyman@ERDA.GLENDON.YORKU.CA; michelle volgyi
Subject:	Fw: (Fwd) Chuckles 

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT:  "Do not turn upside down." (Printed on
the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:  "Product will be hot after
heating."
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:  "Do not iron clothes on body."
ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE:  "Do not drive car or operate
machinery."
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):  "Warning:  may cause drowsiness."
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:  "Warning -- keep out of children."
ON A STRING OF CHINESE-MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:  "For indoor or outdoor
use only."
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:  "Not to be used for the other use."
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:  "Warning:  contains nuts."
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:  "Instructions:  open packet,
eat nuts."
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:  "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands."
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS:  "Why not try tossing over your
favourite breakfast cereal?"
ON GERMAN HEADPHONES:  "Do not increase volume past threshold of
pain."