From:	Khan, Jilian [SMTP:JKhan@BeaconEye.com]
Sent:	Wednesday, October 14, 1998 10:55 AM
To:	'Jannel Khan'
Cc:	'Babita Duggal'; 'Heather Stuart-Obee'; 'Pranesh Sharma'; 'Riad
Edoo'; 'Sean Muradali'; Hope, Sonia; 'Taj Toor'; 'Victor  Shimla';
Szollosi, Marilena
Subject:	FW: TOP CIGAR AD SLOGANS

 In keeping with the times with all this Clinton stuff going on....

TOP CIGAR AD SLOGANS
-- These aren't your father's cigars ...or your mother's, for that
matter.
-- When's the last time you had a good stiff Cuban?
-- Because size really does matter.
-- The bigger the hole, the bigger we roll.
-- Available in small, medium, and donkey sizes.
-- The "fun-to-put-in" carcinogen!
-- New ribs for her pleasure. (oops.. that was for condoms)
-- After a strokin' it's still good for smokin'.
-- Long enough for a man, but made for a woman.
-- Won't leave a mess all over her dress!
-- All the flavor of a fine Cuban cigar...with the pungent aroma of
a tuna canning factory!
-- These won't go floppy in your mouth.
-- The best thing you'll ever find in a box.
-- Melts in your mouth, not in her muff!
-- Cigars...  they're not just for oral pleasure any more.

And the upfront disclaimer that should
accompany any honest cigar ad slogan...

-- Batteries not included.