From:	Khan, Jilian [SMTP:JKhan@BeaconEye.com]
 Sent:	Thursday, November 19, 1998 9:00 AM
 Subject:	FW: Confucius say
 
 CONFUCIUS  SAY:
 
 "Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
 "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
 "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright
 organ."
 "Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
 "Man with one chopstick go hungry."
 "Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."
 "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
 "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
 "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
 "Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
 "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
 "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
 "Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
 "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
 "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
 "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
 "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
 "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in
 hand"
 "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
 "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English."