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  Msg#: 1002                                         Date: 04-15-93  09:21
  From: John Betmanis                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: This is comedy - cows 1/3
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

          T  H  E      O  F  F  I  C  I  A  L     C  O  W    G  U  I  D  E
          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
 *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
    ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Betty Ford-type
                    with milk     after milking     cow with milk

          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
 *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
    ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~          ~~     ~
    Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
               seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull



          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
 *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
     on grass         on cow

           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  ooo~~    ~~    ooooooooooooooooo     ~~    ~~         ~~
   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
     shit              shit             kicked out of her


          (__)
          (oo)                       U
   /-------\/                    /---V
  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
 *  ||----||
    ~~    ~~

 Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.


          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
 *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
    ~~    ~~                 vv    vv                (~~)

 American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow


          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
    ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~

 Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
 Arriving at Rit     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
 *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
    ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~

 Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash
                       psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms

                   ________________________
          (__)    /                        \
          (oo)   (  Meet our great leader!  )
   /-------\/  --'\________________________/
  / |     ||
 *  ||----||
    ~~    ~~
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                                          /\                  __
                                         /  \                 ||
              (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
              SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
       /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
      / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
     *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
        ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
     This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
   to George Washington       this cow                   cow
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