From:	Gil Elgez [SMTP:GELG@kastenchase.com]
Sent:	Wednesday, August 12, 1998 11:06 AM
To:	B. Kljajic; davemac; David Beron; David Mclachlin; eduardo;
leor1; Marc Gauthier; mimtom@idirect.com; miri; Mr Dobrovsky; sharon;
vandi; Victor  Shimla; Gabriel Neufeld; Kevin Young; Mario Marino
Subject:	
Importance:	High

A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle
says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks.  Whenever I
get big, fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick
me in a jar."So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that is bad,
whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put me
all over salad." So the penis is walking by and overhears their
conversation and says, You guys think that your life is tough?!
Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my
head, stick me in a dark, smelly room and make me do push ups until
I throw up!"