-----Original Message-----
From:	Gil Elgez [SMTP:GELG@kastenchase.com]
Sent:	Wednesday, July 15, 1998 10:59 AM
To:	B. Kljajic; davemac; David Mclachlin; eduardo; leor1; Marc
Gauthier; mimtom@idirect.com; miri; Mr Dobrovsky; Natalija Marsenic;
Tidhar; Victor  Shimla
Subject:	FW: Divorce

 A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a 
 divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"  The farmer said, 
 "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
 The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?"  The farmer 
 said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, " No, you 
 don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I 
 don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
 The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have 
 a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I
 park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have
a suit?" 
 The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear th to church on
Sundays."   
 The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you
up or anything?"  
 The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."  
 Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY 
 DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"  
 And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful
 conversation with her."