From:	Elias Vamvakas 
Sent:	Sunday, August 02, 1998 9:36 PM
To:	TLC - World
Subject:	for the engineers in all of us

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the
possible designers of the human body.  One said, "It was a mechanical
engineer.  Just look at all the joints."      Another said, "No, it
was an electrical engineer.  The nervous systems many thousands of
electrical connections." The last said, "Actually it was a civil
engineer.  Who else would run  a  toxic waste pipeline through a
recreational area?"

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said
he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid
foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed
time with his mistress,
because of the passion and mystery he found there.  The engineer said,
"I like  both."      "Both?"
Engineer: "Yeah.  If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to
the
lab and get some work done."

An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer
rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get  such  a great
bike?" asked the first. The second engineer replied "Well, I was
walking
along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up
on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes
and said 'Take what you want.'" The first engineer nodded approvingly
"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."