From mmmoshko@learn.senecac.on.ca Wed Oct 30 18:44:15 1996 Date: Wed, 30 Oct 1996 19:39:36 -0500 (EST) From: Matee Graphics Server To: mmmoshko@wildstar.net Subject: Re: Freshmen v. Seniors (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 29 Oct 1996 19:07:40 -0500 From: herbert.brill@UTORONTO.CA To: Multiple recipients of list CHAT94 Subject: Re: Freshmen v. Seniors (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 29 Oct 1996 14:26:49 -0500 From: Dwoskin Aliza D <3add@qlink.queensu.ca> To: Heisel Jocelyn A <4jah5@qlink.queensu.ca> Cc: steve walsh , herbert brill , Rosenberg Elana N <4enr@qlink.queensu.ca> Subject: Re: Freshmen v. Seniors (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 28 Oct 1996 21:33:52 -0500 (EST) From: Melanie Gotlieb To: Aliza Dwoskin <3add@qlink.queensu.ca> Subject: Re: Freshmen v. Seniors (fwd) This is really cute! I tried calling you last night. You were not home... I hope you are ok, I thought it was odd you didn;t call me last week? I'll call you whn I get home tonight, or if it;s too late tomorrow. I heard that it may in fact be your birthday... ANd BTW: CONGRATULATIONS on the getting placed 9 th.... you don;t tell me anything, i have ti find out from your dad.. HMPH! Chona; address: s_olisha@alcor.concordia.ca Miss YOu!!!!!!!!!!!! A LOT! mel ..::''''::.. .:::. .;'' ``;. .... ::::: :: :: :: :: ,;' .;: :: ..: `:::' :: :: ::. ..:,:;.,:;. . :: .::::. `:' :: .:' .. `:. :: '''::, :: :: :: `:: :: ;: .:: : :: : : :: ,:'; ::; :: :: :: :: :: ::,::''. . :: `:. .:' :: `:,,,,;;' ,;; ,;;, ;;, ,;;, ,;;, `:,,,,:' :;: `;..``::::''..;' ``::,,,,::'' Melanie Gotlieb Mela@ego.psych.mcgill.ca BLZ0@musicb.mcgill.ca ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Wed, 23 Oct 1996 17:50:22 -0700 From: Mike To: mela@ego.psych.mcgill.ca Subject: Re: Freshmen v. Seniors this is histerical!!!!!!!!! At 12:23 PM 10/23/96 -0400, you wrote: >> Received: (from csb2r@localhost) by faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU >> (8.7.5/8.6.6) id QAA147938; Tue, 9 Jul 1996 16:45:22 -0400 >> >> College Seniors vs. Freshmen >> >> Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon. >> Seniors: Are never out of bed before noon. >> >> Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they can cut. >> Seniors: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they need to attend. >> >> Freshmen: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall. >> Seniors: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mtn. Dew into a >> recitation class. >> >> Freshmen: Calls the professor "Professor." >> Seniors: Calls the professor "Bob." >> >> Freshmen: Would walk ten miles to get to class. >> Seniors: Drives to class if it's further than three blocks away. >> >> Freshmen: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade. >> Seniors: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade. >> >> Freshmen: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university. >> Seniors: Knows where the next class is. Maybe... >> >> Freshmen: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed. >> Seniors: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box >> of pop tarts in hand. >> >> Freshmen: Have to ask where the computer labs are. >> Seniors: Has 'own' personal workstation. >> >> Freshmen: Use the campus buses to go everywhere. >> Seniors: Use the campus buses to run block while crossing the street. >> >> Freshmen: Worry about the last freshman composition essay. >> Seniors: Worry about the last GRE essay. >> >> Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week. >> Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe. >> >> Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year >> Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year >> >> Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm >> Senior: Is proud of not _quite_ failing his Complex Analysis midterm >> >> Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night >> Senior: Calls Domino's every other night >> >> Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of profs >> Senior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summer >> >> Freshman: Conscienciously completes all homework, including optional >> questions >> Senior: Offers to 'tutor' conscientious frosh of opposite sex... >> >> Freshman: Goes on grocery shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus >> Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving onto campus >> >> Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, >> the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to >> expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society >> Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room >> >> Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class >> Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class >> >> > > > ******************************************************************* * ,__ __ _ _ * * /| | | o | | \_|_) * * | | | | | _ | __, __, , , * * | | | | |/_) |/ _| | | / | / | / \_/ \_| | * * | | |_/|_/| \_/|__/ (/\___/ \_/|_/\_/|/\_/|_/ \/ \/ \_/|/ * * /| /| * * \| \| * * Email: mgotli@po-box.mcgill.ca * * * *******************************************************************