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  Msg#: 2051                                         Date: 07-25-93  18:51
  From: John Carrick                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: Real Gagnon                                  Mark:                     
  Subj: Re: Tasteless
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
A boy turns 16 and asks his father for a car.
"Will your cock reach your asshole?" asks the father.
"No," says the boy.
"Then the answer is 'no'," says the father.
On his 17th birthday the boy again asks for a car.
"Will your cock reach your asshole yet?" asks the father.
"Not quite," says the boy.
"Then the answer is still 'no'," comes the reply.
The boy is 18, and comes proudly to his dad.  "I want a car for my birthday,"
he says.
"I see," says his father, "and will your cock touch your ass now?"
"It sure will!" says the boy.  "Want me to show you?"
"No," says the father, turning back to his newspaper, "Go fuck yourself!"

... "We are upping our standards... so up yours." Pat Paulsen.
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