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  Msg#: 1946                                         Date: 07-16-93  15:03
  From: Rudy Boghina                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: The Holy Grail....  12/12
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Continued from previous message.

 GUARD #1:  We're coming with you.
 FATHER:  No no, I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
 GUARD #1:  Oh, I see.  Right.
 HERBERT:  But, Father!
 FATHER:  Shut your noise, you!  And get that suit on!  And no singing!
 GUARD #2:  Hic!
 FATHER:  Oh, go get a glass of water.

 Scene 15

 LAUNCELOT:  Well taken, Concorde!
 CONCORDE:  Thank you, sir!  Most kind.
 LAUNCELOT:  And again... Over we go!  Good.  Steady!  And now, the big
     one...Ooof!  Come on, Concorde!
     [thwonk]
 CONCORDE:  Message for you, sir.
     [fwump]
 LAUNCELOT:  Concorde!  Concorde, speak to me!  "To whoever finds this
     note, I have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry
     against my will.  Please, please, please come and rescue me.  I am
     in the tall tower of Swamp Castle."  At last!  A call, a cry of
     distress!  This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail!
     Brave, brave Concorde!  You shall not have died in vain!
 CONCORDE:  Uh, I'm-I'm not quite dead, sir.
 LAUNCELOT:  Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
 CONCORDE:  Uh, I-I think uh, I could pull through, sir.
 LAUNCELOT:  Oh, I see.
 CONCORDE:  Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you--
 LAUNCELOT:  No, no, sweet Concorde!  Stay here!  I will send help as
     soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own
     particular... (sigh)
 CONCORDE:  Idiom, sir?
 LAUNCELOT:  Idiom!
 CONCORDE:  No, I feel fine, actually, sir.
 LAUNCELOT:  Farewell, sweet Concorde!
 CONCORDE:  I'll-uh, I'll just stay here, then, shall I, sir?  Yeah.

 Scene 16

 LAUNCELOT:  Ha-ha! etc.
 GUARD #1:  Now, you're not allowed to come in here, and we're-ugh!
 LAUNCELOT:  O fair one, behold your humble servant Sir Launcelot
     of Camelot.  I have come to take -- oh, I'm terribly sorry.
 HERBERT:  You got my note!
 LAUNCELOT:  Uh, well, I got A note.
 HERBERT:  You've come to rescue me!
 LAUNCELOT:  Uh, well, no, you see--
 HERBERT:  I knew that someone would, I knew that somewhere out there...
     there must be...
     [music]
     ...someone...
 FATHER:  Stop that, stop that, stop it!  Stop it!  Who are you?
 HERBERT:  I'm your son!
 FATHER:  No, not you.
 LAUNCELOT:  I'm Sir Launcelot, sir.


                                
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