Ä Area: N-COMEDY ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 829 Date: 05-04-94 21:08 From: Sabina Becker Read: Yes Replied: No To: All Mark: Subj: Good Housekeeping ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ A newly appointed priest was being informed by his housekeeper of problems in the rectory in dire need of fixing. "Father, your roof is leaking, and your hot-water heater is on the fritz, and your chimney could stand some sweeping, too." "Now, Mrs. Jones," the priest admonished her, "You've been housekeeper here for five years, and I just arrived here yesterday. This house is just as much your home as it is mine. Why don't you say `our chimney' or `our hot-water heater' or `our roof'?" "All right, Father, I'll remember that." Several weeks later, the priest was in his sitting room with a very prominent archbishop he'd invited over to tea. Just then, Mrs. Jones came in, terribly upset. "Oh, Father," she cried, "there's a mouse up in our bedroom, and it's under our bed!" 'Bina. * Holy Mary, conceived without sin--help me to sin without conceiving! -!- ž RoseMail 2.50į: NANET: Phantom BBS, Cobourg, Ont (905) 373-0206!