Ä Area: N-COMEDY ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 551 Date: 04-22-94 18:48 From: Rudy Boghina Read: Yes Replied: No To: All Mark: Subj: Same to you, bud!.. 2/ 3 ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Continued from previous message. If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny. If you were dead and buried, it wouldn't be worth digging your body up to throw stones at! It's hard to believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest. It's your life - but I wish you'd let us have it. Let's play horsey; I'll be the front end, and you can just be yourself. Man alive! But I wish you weren't. May 1,000,000 fleas infest your hairy armpits. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your erogenous zones. Men, we're fighting for this lady's honor, which is probably more than she ever did. May a flock of crows fly up your daughter's wedding gown. May your ear-holes turn into ass-holes and shit all over your shoulders! No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be. Oh you look good. Nice tits, nice ass. How much? (from Andrew Dice Clay). One good joke deserves another, so between my legs hangs your mother. The only way he could give a lady a hot time would be to use Ben Gay for a lubricant. The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you. Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much . What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this? When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents. When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity. When you were born, your mother almost flushed you, but your father said "Wait, it has eyes." When you were born, your parents threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth. You got a very striking face. How many times have you been struck there? You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it! You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you. You must be the reason why birth control was invented. You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light. You were born nn years ago, and your mother is still trying to get an abortion. You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide. You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet. You're a load that should've been swallowed. You're a waste of sperm. You're as cold as a tax collector's heart. You're as much use as the Pope's balls. You're as popular as a French kiss at a family reunion. You're as popular as a fart in a space suit. Continued in next message. * Oh, you asked if I had a hard DISK? -!- ž RoseReader 2.10į P003789 Entered at [CRS] ž RoseMail 2.10į: NANET: CRS Online, Toronto, ON, (416) 213-6002