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  Msg#: 552                                          Date: 04-22-94  18:48
  From: Rudy Boghina                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Same to you, bud!..  3/ 3
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Continued from previous message.

 You're as popular as a hang-glider pilot with diarrhea.

 You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you. 
 
 You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

 Your father should have pulled out sooner!

 Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.

 You are acting like overdoped silicon.

 I see that you weren't fully debugged before release.

 You are the Sinclair ZX80 of human beings.

 If brains were quarks, you wouldn't have enough to make a neutron.

 You are shallower than the diffusion layer of an integrated circuit.

 (A male insulting female:) Your body is so under-allocated, 
 it leaves me with a dangling pointer.

 You are so nerdy you wouldn't pass the Turing test.

 Your brain needs a good garbage-collection algorithm.

 You aren't even as bright as an LED.

 Don't bother with a CAT scan, your brain wouldn't 
 even fill one pixel. Have you had a head crash?
 
 



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