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  Msg#: 708                                          Date: 05-01-94  07:59
  From: Cheryl Penner                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Perfect Put downs
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I've never had an imitation mink that looked so real.

Well, it's been a really fun evening.  All that fruit punch and lively
talk about chicken recipes and teething.

Your parents are absolutely gorgeous.  Funny how features change from
generation to generation.

Congratulations: I didn't know you were pregnant..Oh, you're not.

Marshmallows & endive...what an interesting combination

I think it's refreshing to see somebody who doesn't care one WHIT
about fashion.

So many people are dieting these days, it's inspiring, the way you dig
in and enjoy your food.

That tent dress really flatters your figure.

Talent isn't everything.  Perseverance is what counts - and your success
proves it!

You mean you don't make all your own clothes?

Seen the article on face-lifts in this month's Bazaar

Kicky.  But don't you get a little bored, just you and your vibrator?

It was so hysterical, bumping into Bill while he was checking into the
Holiday Inn the other night.

I adore your apartment - all milk glass and hooked rugs and Tiffany
lamps.  It makes me feel like spinning or something.

Were you ever a natural red head?

I didn't know they still sold pancake make up?
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