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  Msg#: 709                                          Date: 05-01-94  08:04
  From: Cheryl Penner                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Perfect Putdowns #2
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Why didn't you ever marry again?

A decorator did this?

I had a sweater just like that when I was in high school.

He's your fiance?  Funny I thought he was gay.

I just wish I had the nerve to dress the way you do.

Well I hope you didn't pay much for it.

How daring of you..to wear canary yellow with your colouring

That isn't a herpes sore on your lip is it?

I think those strands of gray in your hair give you character.

You really liked the play (or movie,book,concert) didn't you.

How do you manage to come up with such wonderfully frugal gifts?

You know how people remind you of animal?  Well, you put me in mind of a
cute little weasel.

Doesn't it bother you, always having to wear flat shoes because Jim
is so short?

But Libras are such fabulous people - guess you must be on the cusp.

A writer?  Oh and what else do you do?

You remind me of someone I once had an affair with - I forget his name.

I wish I were as uncomplicated as you.

Congratulations on your new job.  I never expected you'd do so well in
life.
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