From:	Greg Hammond 
 Sent:	Tuesday, November 03, 1998 10:43 AM
 Subject:	FW: 
 
  This is even repeatable in public.....
  
  	Monty Python alumnus John Cleese was recently asked
  	why England is superior to America.
  
  	He gave the following three reasons:
  
  	1.  Because English people actually speak English.
  
  	2.  Because when England hosts a world championship in sports, 
  	    they actually invite other countries to compete.
  
  	3.  Because when you are introduced to the British head of
  	    state, you only have to go down on one knee.