Subject: Airplanes Blah blah blah, and Norm, no idea 'bout that 69 thing. THE STORY GOES: > >The 747 has everything > >A man, traveling by plane, was in urgent need of using the men's room. > >Each time he tried the door, it was "occupied". > >The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he use the >ladies' room, but cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons on >the wall. > >The buttons were marked: "WW", "WA", "PP", and "ATR". > >Eventually, his curiousity got the best of him, and sitting there, he >carefully presses the first button marked "WW". Immediately, warm water >sprayed gently over his ass. He thought, golly, the gals really have it >made. > >Still feeling curious, he pressed the next button marked "WA". Warm air >dried his ass completely. This, he thought, was out of this world. > >The button marked "PP" yielded a large powderpuff, which patted his >bottom lightly with a special scented powder. > >Naturally, he just couldn't resist the one marked "ATR". > >When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. > >When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened? The last thing I >remember, I was in the ladies' room aboard the plane." > >The nurse replied, "Yes, you were, but were cautioned about pressing the >buttons. You were really having a great time until you pressed the >button marked "ATR", which stands for 'Automatic Tampon Remover'. Your >penis is under the pillow. > _____________________________________________________________________________