Subject: Jokes A kid from Australia comes up to New York City, finds a hooker, and takes her up to his hotel room. She takes off her shirt, and the kid throws a chair out of the window. She Takes off her pants, and the kid throws the bed out of the window. The hooker says, "Hey! Do you have any idea what we're going to do?" The kid answers, "I think I do, Ma'am, and if it's anything like it is with a kangaroo, we're gonna need all the room we can get!!!" ====== A Chinese couple is in bed. The Husband says, "I want 69!" The Wife says, "Why you want beef and brocolli now???" (Derek, what does this mean? I'm guessing it's a Chinese thing) ====== A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "ONE BURGER!" The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "BUR-GER!" Whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and tosses it on the grill. The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!" The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts!" ======= A man walks into the Dentists's office. The Dentist says, "I have to drill." The guy says. "Go ahead, Doc!". The Dentist says, "But you're holding my testicles!" The guy says, "I know. And we're not going to hurt each other, are we???" ======= Johnny catches his parents going at it. He screams, "Hey Pop! What are you doin'?" His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank!" Johnny says, "Oh yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The milkman filled her this morning!!!!" ======= The farmer catches Reynolds making it with his wife, and grabs his shotgun... "Okay Reynolds," shouts the farmer, "I'm gonna shoot your balls off!" Reynolds screams, "Give me a chance!" The farmer says, "O.K....Swing'em!!!!" ======= A guy goes into the dentist's office, sits in the chair, pulls down his zipper, and takes out his dick. The dentist says, "What are you doing? I'm a dentist." The guy says, "There's a tooth in there." ======= How do you know when your roomate is gay? You find skidmarks on both sides of his underwear. ======= Roger Clinton's walking along, and he sees a sign, "Riverboat Ride - Seventy-Five Dollars". He pays his money, and the guy walks behind him, clanks him on the head with a wrench, puts him in an inner-tube, and floats him down the river. Jesse Jackson comes walking along, and sees the same sign, "Riverboat Ride - Seventy-Five Dollars". He pays his money, and the guy walks behind him, clanks him on the head with a wrench, puts him in an inner-tube, and floats him down the river. A few miles down the river, the two inner-tubes float up next to each other. Jesse turns to Roger, and he says, "Well, God-damn! What kind of riverboat ride was that? They didn't even serve no liquor!" Roger says, "They didn't serve any last year, either."