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  Msg#: 151             Rec'd                        Date: 03-27-94  01:26
  From: Rudy Boghina                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Phil Dull-ahue...
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

                         DONAHUE SHOWS I'D LIKE TO SEE
    
 1.  Woman who love dogs too much.
 2.  Cops by day, Deadheads by night.
 3.  People who believe Joey Buttafuoco's story  (family members
     ineligible).
 4.  Wrestling champions whose fathers were hairdressers.
 5.  Spiritual tips from Sheik Omar Rahman.
 6.  David Letterman and Steven Hawking discuss the problem of how
     light acts like a wave sometimes and other times like a particle. 
     Title; "Wave or particle - what's the deal?"
 7.  One on one with David Koresh (after his resurrection).
 8.  Talk show hosts who are tired of overusing lurid sex themes to
     bring up ratings.
 9.  Men who run off with their babysitters, and then hire their ex-
     wives as nannies. 
10.  Nazi lesbian prostitutes who were kidnapped by aliens and forced 
     on diet plans.
11.  Heterosexuals who worship Judy Garland.
12.  People who've thrown other people from moving vehicles.
13.  People who have been thrown out of moving vehicles at an early 
     age, had out of body death experiences are now so fucked up that 
     they will agree to appear on the Phil Donahue show and tell 
     millions of people about the terrible things they do to family 
     and friends as a result of that incident, but are slowly recovering 
     with the aid of therapy.


    Rudy Boghina     /\!/\    /®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\
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