Ä Area: N-COMEDY ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 220 Rec'd Date: 04-01-94 04:53 From: Ed Prior Read: Yes Replied: No To: All Mark: Subj: THE PORCHE AND THE MOPED ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ A flashy young man drove up in a flashy red Porche convertible and parked it in front of a store. A small kid on a rusty old moped drove up and spotted this flashy red car. He couldn't resist, and hopped into the Porche to try the controls. The young man came out of the store, grabbed the kid and threw him out of the car. He then drove away. He was in second gear, doing 30 mph, when he saw a small black spot in his rear-view mirror. It grew larger and larger, then WHIZZZZZZ, the kid shot past on his old moped into the horizon. Enraged, the Porche driver shifted into third gear and shot up to 80 mph and soon passed the kid on the moped. Soon, however, the young man again noticed the small black spot in his rear-view mirror. It grew larger and larger, then WHIZZZZZZ, the kid shot past on his old moped in a cloud of dust and disappeared into the horizon. The Porche shifted into fourth gear and shot up to 110 mph and soon caught up with the moped. With a rude gesture of his hand, the young man in the Porche swept past. Soon enough, the small black spot appeared in the rear view mirror and the moped WHIZZZZed past in a cloud of dust. It zipped past at 120 mph and disappeared into the horizon. The Porche driver was furious and accelerated to 130 mph and caught up with the moped. Soon they were both screaming at each other to stop. They both pulled over beside the side of the road and faced each other. The young man glared at the kid and said, "Now what?" The kid angrily replied, "You son of a bitch! You caught my suspenders in your car door!!!" ** Ed Prior ... St. Thomas, Ontario ** -!- ž 1st 1.11 #2899 ž I'll mangle metaphors until the cows come home to roost! ž RoseMail 2.10į: NANET ž Online Systems Of Canada ž 519-657-7485