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  Msg#: 207                                          Date: 03-30-94  21:25
  From: Robert Horobin                               Read: Yes    Replied: No 
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  Subj: Irish jokes Pt. 1
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Here are a few jokes from Irish comedian Hal Roach's book:
          "WE IRISH LAUGH AT OURSELVES"

OLD IRISH PROVERB: Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Fitzgibbon's wife was killed in an accident and the police were 
questioning him "Did she say anything before she died?" they asked him. 
Fitzgibbon said " She spoke without interruption for about forty years."

Little Sean went up to his aunt, who was staying with them for a few 
days. He said to her: "When are you going to do your impression?" 
"And what impression is that?" she asked. Well, Daddy says you can drink 
like a fish!"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were boasting about their 
respective countries. "Look at Scotland," said the Englishman. "Take 
away the mountains and the lochs and the scenery and what have you got?" 
The Irishman said:  "ENGLAND"

An American lady was visiting the country village and met Doolan. She 
said to him: "Is the water safe to drink here?" Doolan said: "Oh! it is 
that. First we filter it, then we boil it, and when we've done that, we 
throw it out the window and drink beer!"

That's all for now.

Robert

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