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  Msg#: 78                                           Date: 05-20-93  21:35
  From: Sandy Illes                                  Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: NO END TO THESE JOKES! :)
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ReasSIGNment

What are these billboards, placards and posters really telling? That
they are re-signed to confusion.

At restaurant-gas stations across the U.S.: Eat here and get gas.

At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in glass
container.

In a New York restaurant: Customers who consider our waitress uncivil
ought to see the manager.

On a delicatessen wall: Our best is none too good.

In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but
Sunday.

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight
years on the same spot.

In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.

On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the
Episcopal church.

In a New Hampshire medical building: Martin Diabetes Professional Ass.

In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your
home.

Outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.

In the window of an Oregon store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when
you can come here?

On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak.

On an Indiana shopping mall marquee: Archery tournament. Ears pierced.

In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.

In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel/No. End.
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