Really stupid people: - - - - - It's hard to believe that certain people survive to adulthood!!! I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy". The Boston Dictionary For people learning to speak with a "Bawstin" i.e Boston accent. The following contains some of the better excerpts: --------- bzah: Strange, odd. Chahlz: The rivah. chowdah: Clams, milk, buttah. Con: Stahchy veggie that comes on a cob. connah: Where streets intersect. fah: Not neah heah PET APPRECIATION WEEK This is Pet Appreciation Week, a time to do something special for your pet, something they'll really appreciate, like: * Bring your cat a dead bird. * Make a concerted effort to learn to purr. * Eat supper on the floor. * Lick your dog in the face. * Get your dog a bone and bury it for him. * Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really awful. You're a REDNECK if... --- You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's. You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay. Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed. Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.