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  Msg#: 154             Rec'd                        Date: 03-27-94  09:11
  From: Andrew Grant                                 Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: !JOKE!
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     The other day this guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to buy his 
old '57 Chevy convertible. I thought it was a pretty good looking car and 
so I offered him 50 female pigs and 50 male deer.

    The guy looked at me kind of crazy like and started to mutter under
his breath. I asked him what's the matter, don't you want a hundred sows
and bucks?


Q: What did they do with the dead Politician that was too big to fit in 
   a coffin?

A: Gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box!


Q: How do you know a polack is at a cock fight?
A: He brings the duck.

Q: How do you know an irishman is at a cock fight?
A: He bets on the duck.

Q: How do you know italians are at a cock fight?
A: The duck wins.


Women are like floppy disks - Smart men always keep a back-up ...


@X07@X04Ū@X74ŻŽ@X04Ū@X0FCANADIAN AND PROUD OF IT, EH!@X04Ū@X74ŻŽ@X04Ū@XFF

 * How do you make a u turn? Put a ram behind her!
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