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  Msg#: 125                                          Date: 03-23-94  11:36
  From: Paul Pinel                                   Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: Rudy Boghina                                 Mark:                     
  Subj: Camels....
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Here's one you might NOT have heard...
 
 A newly arrived Corporal was spending his seventh day at the foreign legion
 post, when one of his fellow corpsmen ran by yelling, "They're here!
 They're here!"
 
 Confused, our newly arrived Corporal asked, "What's all the fuss about?"
 
 Turning, the Sergeant said, "The camels have arrived, about 125 of
 them!"
 
 The Corporal was confused. There were only 85 men on the post....
 
 The excitement continued with the men lining the walls watching the approach
 of the humped beasts.
 
 "Why all the excitement over a bunch of camels?" he asked.
 
 "Look, you've only been here a few days, lad. To us, they're are our Saturday
 night out, our 'release' so to speak."
 
 Realizing what the fellow meant, he shook his head in amazement as the camels
 entered the fort. All of the men converged on the great hairy beasts as they
 entered. Fights broke out among the men as they approached the animals.
 
 Standing next to a fellow that had just got punched on his butt, he asked,
 "Why are you all fighting? There's over a hundred of them and only 85 of
 you?"
 
 Getting up, the man dusted himself off, got ready to join the fighting again
 and said, "You're right, but you don't want to get an ugly one do you?"
 
                                                         paul
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