Ä Area: N-COMEDY ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 107 Rec'd Date: 03-23-94 01:27 From: Randall Klassen Read: Yes Replied: No To: All Mark: Subj: Gone Hunting ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Here's an old one: A man is out bear hunting, and sees a huge male bear. Excitedly, he shoots at it, then walks into the bush to get his prize. He's looking out for his prize when he feels a tapping on his shoulder. He looks behind him, and sees the huge bear. The bear says, "You shot at me. This makes me very angry. You shouldn't have done that. Now you have two choices, you can either let me maul you to death, or you can kneel down on all fours, drop your pants, and let me have my way with you." Seeing that he has no real choice, the hunter kneels down. Later that night, at home, the man starts to get very angry (and ashamed!) about what the bear has done. So he goes out the next day to the sporting goods store and buys an extra high-powered scoped rifle. He heads out to the bush, determined to get back at that bear. Close to the same spot, he sees the bear, and shoots. After all the smoke clears, he starts looking for his rug, when he feels a tapping on his shoulder. The bear says, "You know the routine." The hunter kneels down. The next morning, after spending a sleepless night fuming over the whole thing, the hunter goes to the sporting goods store and purchases an elephant gun. He lugs the gun out into the bush, and sure enough, spies the great bear. He shoots, and the recoil knocks him down to the ground. To his great dismay, as he looks up, he sees the bear standing over him. The bear says, "You know, I'm beginning to wonder if you're in this for the hunting." Regards, R.K. Internet: Randall.Klassen@WPCUsrGRP.MB.CA * SLMR 2.1a * IneedsignificantlymoreroominthislineforwhatIwanttosay. -!- ž QNet3į ž 20/41/01 ž Winnipeg PC UG BBS ž Winnipeg ž (204) 958-7280