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  Msg#: 744                                          Date: 05-01-94  21:27
  From: Denis Brazeau                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: A MAN
ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
                                A Man

        A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one
day and told his wife...."You know, we have a wonderful system at the
fire station" - BELL 1 rings, and we all put on our jackets - BELL 2
rings and we all slide down the pole - BELL 3 rings and we are on the
fire truck ready to go. From now on we are going to run this house the
same way.
        When I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2,
I want you to jump in bed, and when I say BELL 3 we are going to screw
all night.
      The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1". The
wife took off all her clothes. He yelled "BELL 2", and the wife jumped
into bed. He yelled "BELL 3", and they began screwing.
        After two or three minutes, the wife yelled, "BELL 4"... "What
the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband. "MORE HOSE", she replied.
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!!!!"

        salute
        Denis Brazeau
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