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  Msg#: 733                                          Date: 05-02-94  23:12
  From: Sabina Becker                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
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  Subj: Cats
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A woman bought an old brass lamp at a rummage sale, figuring it would
look nice on her mantel shelf with just a bit of polishing.  She brought
it home, took out the Brasso, and went to work.  As she rubbed it, a
genie suddenly appeared in a huge puff of smoke and told her he would
grant her three wishes.

The woman thought it over, then said, "I'd like to be young and
beautiful again, I'd like to be the richest person in the world, and I'd
love it if you turned my cat into a handsome prince!"

POOF!  It was done.

The lady woke up the next morning, young and gorgeous, wearing a silk
nightie and lying in the most luxurious big bed you ever saw.  Next to
her was a handsome prince, lying on the spot her cat used to take every
night when he slept by his mistress.  She smiled at the prince, he
smiled back, took her in his arms, and whispered tenderly in her ear:

"Now, aren't you sorry you took me to the vet for that little
operation?"

'Bina.

*If you know how many cats you have, you don't have enough.
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