Ä Area: N-Comedy ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 1140 Date: 04-28-93 10:17 From: Janusz Ziemianski Read: Yes Replied: No To: All Mark: Subj: MORE BD JOKES ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ David KorASH Favorites: SONG: Light My Fire I'm Burning Up Great Balls of Fire Eternal Flame Hot in the City You Light Up My Life Blaze of Glory Disco Inferno Smoke Gets in Your Eyes Burning Down the House MOVIES: Fareignheit 451 Towering Inferno Last of the Red Hot Lovers Turk 182 Backdraft Firestarter MUSICIANS: Charo ATHELETES: Arther Ashe HOLIDAYS: Ash Wednesday The F.B.I. was looking through the remains of the Koresh's compound and found his wardobe from the early seventies. A Blazer and Flared pants. There's a new resturant opening up in Waco: KFC. Koresh's Fried Christians. Q: How do you tell the Branch Davidians at a revival meeting? A: They're the ones smoking in the corner! Q: Why did David Koresh's last manager like him so much? A: He was a real self-starter! Did you hear who just stopped smoking? David Koresh. What's the saddest thing about the Waco tragedy? Rosanne Barr and Tom Arnold weren't inside the compound. How does Koresh like his chicken? Extra crispy. Why did Koresh burn down the complex? He was keeping up with the Joneses. Nobody was allowed to quit the Branch Davidians: They were all fired. Q: Who cried the most after all the Waco cultists died? A: The prospective lawyers! Q: Did you hear that Kraft has brought out a new salad dressing? A: It's called Ranch Dividian, and it won't come out no matter how hard you shake it. Did you hear what they were changing the name of WACO to. Corpus Crispy. The smoke was black, so David Koresh didn't get to be Pope. But he did get to be a Frier. Q. What was David Koresh's last supper? A. Flaming-young. -!- ž RoseMail 2.10į: Sasquatch, Terrace, BC 604-635-2184