Ä Area: N-Comedy ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Msg#: 1139 Date: 04-28-93 10:13 From: Janusz Ziemianski Read: Yes Replied: No To: All Mark: Subj: MORE BRANCH DAVIDIAN JOKE ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Did you hear about the new ice cream from Waco? It's called Mount Caramel but it has a few problems. You have to melt it to get the nuts out. Have you heard that David Koresh will soon be the "poster boy" for the American Lung Association? He finally quit smoking. Hey, did you hear Jeffrey Dahmer added a new item to his favorite foods? Koresh Kabob..... What Does WACO stand for? 1. We Ain't Comin' Out 2. We All Cremated Ourselves 3. What a cook out! 4 We're A Combustible Organization Q: What are they gonna call the TV Miniseries about David Koresh? A: "A Match Made in Heaven" Q: What kind of pants do Branch Davidian's wear? A: Charred-Ash Jeans What were David KorASH's Last Words? "No, Bud Light!" "Just kidding, I'm not really God." Q: What do David KorASH and Burger King Whopper have in common? A: They are both flame broiled. Q: Why is David KorASH still in the news? A: Because of his smouldering personality. Q: What do David KorASH and Richard Simmons have in common? A: They are both flamers. Q: Why did KorASH like the Brach Davidians? A: Because they were such a bright group. Q: When did the FBI get what they wanted? A: When KorASH finally went out. What is KorASH wearing right now? His best Sunday soot. Charcoal slacks. A smoking jacket. Q: What do you call Asian Branch-Davidians? A: Rice Crispies. Q: Which Simpsons character is most like David Koresh? A: Mr. Burns Q: Why didn't KorASH surrender to the FBI? A1: He didn't want to be grilled by authorities. A2: He didn't want the FBI to give him the 10th degree. Q: How is the Hindenburg like Waco, TX? A: Both have flammable compounds in them. Q: Why did David KorASH have so many wives? A: They made excellent matches. -!- ž RoseMail 2.10į: Sasquatch, Terrace, BC 604-635-2184