From:	Khan, Jilian [SMTP:JKhan@BeaconEye.com]
 Sent:	Friday, October 30, 1998 7:34 AM
 Subject:	FW: LAWN JOB
 
 LAWN JOB
 
 Two guys were carpooling home from work one day.  Traffic was
 crawling
 along and they were both a bit bored.  The driver was looking around
 and
 suddenly pointed at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.
 "Look," he shouted, "What are the those dogs doing? Fighting?"
 The passenger, being a man of the world, replied, "They're having
 sex.
 Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before."
 The driver, a bit embarrassed, admitted that he never had.
 His passenger said, "You have to try it. It's pretty cool. Here's
 what you
 do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then
 suggest
 that you want to try this new sexual position."
 The driver thought a bit, then decided he would give it a try.  The
 next
 morning, the two commuters were back in the car and the passenger
 asked,
 "Well. How did it go?"
 The driver replied, "It was GREAT! But it took me SIX margaritas just
 to
 get her naked in the front lawn!"