From:	Elias Vamvakas 
Sent:	Monday, September 07, 1998 9:13 PM
To:	TLC - World
Subject:	This will make you appreciate our legal department.

From a little book called "Disorder in the Court."  These are 
things people actually said in court, word for word.

Q:  What is your date of birth?
A:  July fifteenth.
Q:  What year?
A:  Every year.

Q:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? 
A:  Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q:  This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? 
A:  Yes.
Q:  And in what ways does it affect your memory? 
A:  I forget.
Q: You forget.  Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten?

Q:  How old is your son -- the one living with you.
A:  Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. 
Q:  How long has he lived with you?
A:  Forty-five years.

Q:  What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke
that morning?
A:  He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" 
Q:  And why did that upset you?
A:  My name is Susan.

Q:  And where was the location of the accident? 
A:  Approximately milepost 499.
Q:  And where is milepost 499?
A:  Probably between milepost 498 and 500. 

Q:  Sir, what is your IQ?
A:  Well, I can see pretty well, I think. 

Q:  Did you blow your horn or anything? 
A:  After the accident?
Q:  Before the accident.
A:  Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it. 

Q:  Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the
voodoo cult?
A:  We both do.
Q:  Voodoo?
A:  We do.
Q:  You do?
A:  Yes, voodoo.

Q:  Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue
lights flashing?
A:  Yes.
Q:  Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car? 
A:  Yes, sir.
Q:  What did she say?
A:  What disco am I at?