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  Msg#: 703                                          Date: 05-01-94  07:31
  From: Cheryl Penner                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: DATING LIES #2
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You're 40?   Unbelievable.

With both our salaries, why should YOUR alimony be a problem?

I can't tell you how touched I was when your mother offered us that
porch furniture she has in the garage for our living room

I'm not a bit ambitious, this job was just a lucky break.

You've enriched my life so much...camping, fishing, going to the fights
and races.

Me embarrassed by those porno cassettes?

Did you see that?  Those women were staring at you.

I adore the chartreuse blouse you gave me.  I just have to find
something elegant enough to ear with it.

I never celebrate Valentines Day anyway.

Flowers die too soon, the toaster oven is much more practical.

I just adore family get togethers.

Duck hunting?  I'm sure I'll love it.

But I enjoy packing for you.

Why don't you ask your mom for that sensational meat-loaf recipe?
After all she is the world's best cook.

The subway is really faster than a taxi.

Don't be silly,  what girl would want to go to the theater when she
could be at a hockey game instead?

Now, you just sit still and relax - I don't need any help in the
kitchen.

Of course I don't mind browsing in the hardware store, it's
fascinating.

It's never been like this in bed before.
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