From:	Justine [SMTP:JustineT@email.msn.com]
 Sent:	Tuesday, November 10, 1998 10:57 AM
 Subject:	Fw: Some of these are ingenious.
 
 
 
 Antacid: Uncle Acid's wife.
 Antelope: How she married my Uncle.
 Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
 Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
 Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.
 Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
 Bottom: What the shopper did when she found the shoes that she
 wanted.
 Bucktooth: The going rate for the tooth fairy.
 Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
 Cantaloupe: When you are unable to run away to get married.
 Cartoonist: What you call your auto mechanic.
 Castanets: What they did to fill the role of Frankie Avalon's movie
 girlfriend.
 Celtics: What a parasite salesman does.
 Concert: A breath mint for inmates.
 Consist: A growth on an inmate.
 Content: A fabric shelter for inmates.
 Control: A short, ugly inmate.
 Convent: How inmates get air conditioning.
 Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
 Crestfallen: Dropped toothpaste.
 Cross-eyed Teacher: A teacher that looses control over his or her
 pupils.
 Decrease: De fold in de pants.
 Demote: What de king put around de castle.
 Despise: De persons who work for De CIA.
 Detention: What causes de stress.
 Dictator: Another name for Richard Spud.
 Dilate: When a person lives longer.
 Dioxin: What you say before you kill a herd of buffalo-like cattle.
 Dreadlocks: the fear of opening the dead-bolt.