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  Msg#: 736                                          Date: 05-02-94  04:22
  From: Cheryl Penner                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Not marrying kind if #3
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HE'S NOT THE MARRYING KIND IF...

- he has real insider knowledge of our prison systems

- his best chums are blue haired ladies

- he's over 30 and still lives with mom & dad

- he spends more than 2 hrs a day working out or wearing leotard
  like clothing

- his idea of a tiny drink is a tumbler full of Jack Daniels

- every time he says hello to a friend on the street, that person
  HAPPENS to be in the profession of tending bar

- he doesn't like the fuss of a chequing account, he prefers cash
transactions

- his office is in a phone booth

- his favourite reading is the racing form

- he whisk-brooms the bed after you have been intimate

- he's already been married more than 3 times

- he's all queasy about crossing state lines

- his underwear is fancier and more expensive than yours

- he often calls out mother in his sleep

- he feels diamonds are cold, vulgar, capitalistic...a little silver
friendship ring is so much more human

- he's hooked on change - apartments, friends, jobs

- he always goes home to sleep - even at 3 am

- he often metnions how CLOSE he's come to marriage

- when he wins a free trip for two to Barbados - he takes him cousin

- his idea of heaven is a party with 3 buddies and 12 stewardesses

- his cocaine habit takes up 88% of his salary

- he offers you a nightshirt in small, medium or large

- his pet name for you is the same for his sister, secretary and
  his dog

- he has his secretary  cancel a Sunday afternon museum date.
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