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  Msg#: 734                                          Date: 05-02-94  04:07
  From: Cheryl Penner                                Read: Yes    Replied: No 
    To: All                                          Mark:                     
  Subj: Not the marrying kind if:
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YOU KNOW HE'S NOT THE MARRYING KIND IF....

- you mention your left hand looks naked now that you've grown your
fingernails long and he suggests polish

- after seeing a copy of Modern Bride on your coffee table he stops
calling for weeks

- when playing word associations, you say ring, he says telephone

- he always tells his dog "pete, it's just you and me boy, we've got to
stick together"

-his bookshelf is lined with titles like Living Alone Happily, Staying
Single in  the 90's, Cooking for One

- he never buys houseplants, because they give him an uncomfortable
sense of permanence

- he's not particularly enthusiastic over how handsome Tom & Sally's
new couches look in their new home

- He declined you best friend's wedding invistation claiming that was
the day he had to go shopping for new laces for his Adidas

- Sunday afternoon he prepares and freezes single portion meals for the
week

- the last time he accidently left a sweater in your apartment, he came
back for it 10 mintues later  - or asked for you to stick it in the mail

- he procrastinates about EVERYTHING - even getting a new library card
or having his shoes resoled.

- you ask him to change a light bulb or zip up your dress and he goes
into an absolute fit

He's already paying $3000/month on alimony to 2 ex wives
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