From:	Gil Elgez [SMTP:GELG@kastenchase.com]
Sent:	Wednesday, September 16, 1998 11:33 AM
To:	Brian K; davemac; David Beron; David Mclachlin; eduardo; leor1;
Marc Gauthier; mimtom@idirect.com; miri; Mr Dobrovsky; sharon; vandi;
Victor  Shimla
Subject:	FW: Men Bashing

Men are like department stores - Their clothes should always be half
off.

Men are like vacations - They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like computers - Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like coolers - Load them up with beer and you can take them
anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars - sweet, smooth and they usually head
straight for your hips.

Men are like coffee - The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you
going all night long.

Men are like horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and
usually they are wrong.

Men are like plungers - They spend most of their lives in a hardware
store or in the bathroom.

Men are like cement - After getting laid, they take a long time to
get hard.

Men are like snowstorms - You never know when they are coming, how
many inches you will get, or how long it will last.

Men are like parking places - The good ones are usually gone and
what's left are handicapped.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and
good looking?  Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?  Because they are all pigs.