From mmmoshko@learn.senecac.on.ca Thu Jan 30 20:27:48 1997 Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 20:10:29 -0500 (EST) From: Matee Graphics Server To: mmmoshko@wildstar.net Subject: FW: Another funny (fwd) ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 02:12:00 -0500 From: Jonathan Mitelman To: Multiple recipients of list CHAT94 Subject: FW: Another funny (fwd) *-----------------------------------------------------------------------------* > > THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY: > > 10. Could our relationship be more Physical? I'm tired of > just being friends. > 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to > douche that way. > 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. > 7. Hey, get a whiff of that one. > 6. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the > armpit are just too cute. > 5. This diamond is way too big. > 4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to > swallow. > 3. Wow, it really is 14 inches! > 2. Does this make my butt look too small? > 1. I'm wrong, you must be right again. > > THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY > 10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker. > 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? > 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. > 7. Her tits are just too big. > 6. Sometimes I just want to be held. > 5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody. > 4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom. > 3. We haven't bee to the mall for ages,m let's go shopping > and I can hold your purse. > 2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown. > 1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask > directions.