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You're addicted to internet when: You kiss ur girlfriend's homepage
You're addicted to internet when: It takes 15 minutes to scroll ur bookmark top to bottom
You're addicted to internet when: You find urself typing com after every period when using a word processor
You're addicted to internet when: You code ur homework in HTML and give ur instructor the URL
You're addicted to internet when: U start looking for hot URLs in public restrooms
You're addicted to internet when: U wake at 3 a.m. to go to the restroom and check ur email before going back to bed
You're addicted to internet when: The last girl u picked up was a jpeg
You're addicted to internet when: U tilt ur head sideways to smile
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: Cannot find reality.sys, universe halted!
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: Coffee.exe missing - insert cup and press any key!
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: My software has no bugs. It jus develops random features!
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: Best compression around del *.* =100% compression
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: Definition of upgrade: take out old bugs, put new ones in!
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: The name is Baud..., James Baud
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: Buffers 20 files 15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: c:\> File not found. Should I fake it (Y/N)?
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: congress.sys corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: does fuzzy logic tickle?
Top nerd t-shirt slogans: windows '95, jus another pane in the glass!
Famous bumber stickers: "Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes."
Famous bumber stickers: The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Famous bumber stickers: Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Famous bumber stickers: A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Famous bumber stickers: Assassins do it from behind.
Famous bumber stickers: Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Famous bumber stickers: Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Famous bumber stickers: Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Famous bumber stickers: Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.
Famous bumber stickers: We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Famous bumber stickers: "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.